WEEK END LAUGHTER AT ITS BEST

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new cars.

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Q: What's the difference between 
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. 
B: A great lawyer knows the judge.


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Definition of Nurse :  
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute 
and then expects your pulse  to be normal.


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Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. 
Did you wipe your feet on the mat 
as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. 
There is no mat.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A:  Because they are already leading  a  dog's life!

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Q: What's the similarity 
between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying *&* the other ensures you continue to do so throughout your life. 

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What's the difference between a good secretary and 
a personal secretary?
One says "Good morning, boss". 
The other says "It's morning, boss."