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Friday, December 27, 2019

BEST MANAGEMENT LESSONS FROM MBA

*मैनेजमेंट 
MANAGEMENT
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एक दिन एक कुत्ता 🐕 जंगल में रास्ता खो गया..
Once a Dog lost his way in Jungle
तभी उसने देखा, एक शेर 🦁 उसकी तरफ आ रहा है..
and he saw a lion approaching him
कुत्ते की सांस रूक गयी..
Dog felt afraid
"आज तो काम तमाम मेरा..!"
Today I am finish
*_He thought & applied A lesson of MBA.._*
फिर उसने सामने कुछ सूखी हड्डियाँ  पड़ी देखीं..
Dog saw some dry Bones nearby
वो आते हुए शेर की तरफ पीठ कर के बैठ गया..
He sat down with his back towards Lion
और एक सूखी हड्डी को चूसने लगा
and started sucking a piece of dry bone
और जोर-जोर से बोलने लगा..
and started speaking loudly
"वाह ! शेर को खाने का मज़ा ही कुछ और है..
Wow To Eat Lion is really delicious
एक और मिल जाए तो पूरी दावत हो जायेगी !"
If I get one more It shall be feast
और उसने जोर से डकार मारी..
Had a satisfying Burp
इस बार शेर सोच में पड़ गया..
Lion Started thinking
उसने सोचा-
He thought
"ये कुत्ता तो शेर का शिकार करता है ! जान बचा कर भागने में ही भलाई है !"
This Dog Eats Lions and it is better for me to escape from here
और शेर वहां से जान बचा कर भाग गया..
and Lion ran away from there saving his life
पेड़ पर बैठा एक बन्दर 🐒 यह सब तमाशा देख रहा था..
But a Money on the tree was watching all this
उसने सोचा यह अच्छा मौका है,
and he thought that it is good opportunity
शेर को सारी कहानी बता देता हूँ ..
to reveeverythinging to Lion
शेर से दोस्ती भी हो जायेगी
This way I shall become friendly with lion
और उससे ज़िन्दगी भर के लिए जान का खतरा भी दूर हो जायेगा..
and for whole my life I shall not get scared from Lion
वो फटाफट शेर के पीछे भागा..
Money Chased the Lion.
कुत्ते ने बन्दर को जाते हुए देख लिया और समझ गया कि कोई लोचा है..
Dog saw the money chasing lion and understood the motive of Monkey
उधर बन्दर ने शेर को सारी कहानी बता दी कि कैसे कुत्ते ने उसे बेवकूफ बनाया है..
Monkey revealed everything to Lion as to how he was befooled by Dog
शेर जोर से दहाड़ा -
Lion roared in anger
"चल मेरे साथ, अभी उसकी लीला ख़तम करता हूँ"..
Come with me and let me finish the Dog
और बन्दर को अपनी पीठ पर बैठा कर शेर कुत्ते की तरफ चल दिया..
and Lion started running towards Dog with Money on his back
_Can you imagine the quick "management" by the DOG...???_
कुत्ते ने शेर को आते देखा तो एक बार फिर उसके आगे जान का संकट आ गया,
Dog saw the Lion Coming and realised another Danger to his life
मगर फिर हिम्मत कर कुत्ता उसकी तरफ पीठ करके बैठ गया l
But still he with courage sat down with back towards Lion
*_He applied Another lesson of MBA .._*
और जोर-जोर से बोलने लगा..
Dog started Shouting 
"इस बन्दर को भेजे 1 घंटा हो गया..
This monkey has taken one hour
साला एक शेर को फंसा कर नहीं ला सकता !"
Just to trap another Lion.
यह सुनते ही शेर ने बंदर को वहीं पटका और वापस पीछे भाग गया ।
Listening to this Lion left the money and ran away back
*शिक्षा 1  मुश्किल समय में अपना *आत्मविश्वास कभी नहीं खोएं..*
Lesson 1:-In adverse circumstances never lose self Confidence.
*शिक्षा 2  हार्ड वर्क के बजाय *स्मार्ट वर्क ही करें,* क्योंकि यही जीवन की असली सफलता मिलेगी...
Lesson 2:-Do Smart Work instead of Hard Work
*शिक्षा 3  आपकी *ऊर्जा, समय और ध्यान भटकाने वाले कई बन्दर* आपके आस-पास हैं, उन्हें पहचानिए और उनसे सावधान रहिये....
Lesson 3:-There shall be many monkeys around you who shall waste your energy.Time and divert attention 
😃 *स्वस्थ रहिए...*
Remain Healthy
*मस्त रहिए...*
Feel Free
*व्यस्त रहिए...*
Remain Busy
*किन्तु...*
But
*अस्त-व्यस्त न रहिए*
Do not be disorganised.

WORK IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN GOING TO GYM

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10 things Indian men should know about SEX

By Gaurav Gupta

Last updated on: December 26, 2019 09:31 IST

Sex must be enjoyed equally by both you and your partner and consent is pivotal before getting into the act, says Gaurav Gupta.

What men should know about sex
Image published for representational purposes only. Photograph: A still from Befikre
Sex, a primordial act, the only one that makes life possible on earth even in this age of technological marvels, is a taboo to talk about.
We are almost in 2020; travesty can never get more trenchantly intriguing.
Fifty years since Dylan's dulcet declaration of changing times, we are still writing blogs to make sex-talk and sex-education socially acceptable.
Right from the time boys come into their sexuality till they are grown-up men, discourse on sex remains a taboo, as the act is considered a highly secret, private and impersonal affair.
Time is now ripe for us to have the courage and honesty to accept sex as a normal human reality, and do our best in expunging the taboo associated with it.
Let's begin with the ten things that all Indian men should get about sex:
1. Consent is sexy
Consent is the sexiest move you can make on your lady.
Ask her if it's all right. Ask her if it's too much.
Sex is only fun when both are okay with each base you cover.
2. Value emotions
Sex is not a performance contest, but the ultimate expression and celebration of love and passion and an intimate game of lovers.
It is the quality of your bonding that matters. It is a proven truth that couples go for a close, intimate and emotional connection. So kiss each other to bliss!
3. Communication is the game changer
Communication, which you thought is unnecessary, is a game-changer in the art of making love.
The more you talk about what you like about sex with your partner, the more you open up and this immensely helps in making love in a better and mutually satisfying way.
Also, euphemism of any kind is the greatest killjoy when it comes to sex. If you are in the mood, then just say. That's strikingly sexy!
4. Be clean
Body odour, dirty or sweaty shirt will be your greatest undoing.
Make use of a good cologne. Keep in mind that hygiene is not just important at the start of sex but also after.
You'd rather keep yourself clean to avoid any sorts of health concerns not just for you, but your partner as well.
A good smelling man can be fatally attractive!
5. Sex is never one-way traffic
You need to be very clear that it is a mutually satisfying act and being selfish ruins it all.
Sex must be enjoyed equally by both you and your partner and consent is pivotal before getting into the act.
6. Be attentive
If your partner is the shy type and you're shooting blanks in the dark, then you have to slow down.
Pay attention to how she responds to your touch. Her body should be your favourite book.
Read the reactions; let the sultry touch and seduction be your guide.
7. Foreplay is the trick of the game 
Although penetration might be the most sought out process to begin having sex with your partner, it wouldn't be a great experience for not just your partner, but for you as well.
The reason this could be a downside is that there is such a thing as lubrication, which needs foreplay.
8. Size does NOT matter 
It's all a hoax, the sites you may be visiting and the idea that comes from them will portray an alpha male with alpha parts.
It's not a 'work with what you get' kind of attitude that should come your way but more an 'enjoy what you have.'
9. Chill with the performance anxiety; it's not the end of the world
Premature ejaculation isn't just worry; it's a fear. But then, climax anxiety takes over.
Tackle the performance anxiety by having a conversation with your partner, listening to music together, or cuddling and similar 'together activities.'
10. There is no time to climax
Before we finish, it's normal to 'finish' quick. Science has confirmed there is no 'normal' amount of time to have sex.
People range from 33 seconds to a whopping 44 minutes.
It's natural to 'go' when your brain tells you to- just train it to let that last a bit longer. It comes with a bit of practice.

Gaurav Gupta is co-founder, Misters.in, a wellness brand that addresses men's health issues, including sexual health. He can be contacted on ga@rediff-inc.com.

What changed your money matters in 2019 livemint Updated: 27 Dec 2019, 10:08 AM IST Devansh Sharma

From the return of Aadhaar based e-KYC to income tax sops and PPF tweaks, 2019 was financially much vital (Photo: Mint)
NEW DELHI : From the return of Aadhaar based e-KYC to income tax sops and PPF tweaks, 2019 was financially much vital. As we step into the New Year, here’s a snapshot of the changes that impacted your money matters:
PPF tweaks
The small savings scheme, which offers guaranteed returns along with tax benefit, is arguably one of the most popular investment avenues in Indian.
The government in December notified new rules for investing in public provident fund (PPF). As per the new rules, an account holder can make deposits in multiples of 50 any number of times in a financial year, with a maximum of a combined deposit of 1.5 lakh a year. Earlier, a maximum of 12 deposits were permitted in a period of 1 year.
The interest rate on loan against PPF has also been reduced to 1% from 2% earlier above the prevailing PPF interest rate. For instance, if the PPF interest rate is 8%, as per the old rules, you’d have to pay an interest rate of 10% on the loan. As per the new rules it will be 1% lower.
Also, The PPF Scheme, 2019 has introduced a new ground of premature closure - change in the residency status of account holder. In case of premature closure of PPF accounts, the account holder gets 1% lower interest than the rate at which interest has been credited to the account.
D-Street gains
Investors wealth increased by over 10.2 trillion in 2019 as the benchmark indices touched new highs this year. The 30-share BSE Sensex rose over 5000 points from 36,161.80 points on 1st January to 41,461.26 points on 24 December 2019. Led by this, the market capitalisation (m-cap) of the BSE-listed companies touched 1,55,03,025.87 crore on 24 December as compared to 1,44,80,678.84 on 1 January.
Sebi’s margin norms
The Securities and Exchange Board of India (Sebi) in November, directed stock brokers to collect an initial margin of 15% to 25%, even for simple buying and selling of shares, in the cash segment. The new rules will kick in from January 2020. As of now, collecting money upfront as a margin from the investors is at broker’s discretion.
Currently, brokers themselves keep margins with the exchanges for transactions in the cash market but they cannot force clients to pay the margins. The margins deposited by brokers remain blocked till the settlement is completed.
Aadhaar based e-KYC
The Sebi in November revived the Aadhaar-based eKYC for mutual funds (MFs). The facility of carrying out eKYC using Aadhaar and OTP was introduced by the markets regulator in 2015 for MF investments up to 50,000, following which mutual fund penetration surged. However, it was brought to a halt after the Supreme Court’s judgement on Aadhaar in September 2018.
NEFT transfer available 24x7
In a bid to boost digital transactions, the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) in December allowed round-the-clock transactions under the National Electronic Funds Transfer (NEFT) system. NEFT transactions are settled in hourly batches.
Also, from July 1 this year, RBI had decided not to levy charges on transactions through NEFT and Real Time Gross Settlement (RTGS) system in order to promote digital transactions in the country, and asked banks to pass on the benefits to the customers.
External benchmark linked loans
The RBI in September decided in favour of external benchmark linked lending rates over the existing marginal cost of funds-based lending rate (MCLR) system. The regulator’s directive mandated that banks link all new floating rate loans to an external benchmark like repo (or repurchase) rate from 1 October 2019. The repo rate is the rate at which the RBI lends money to other banks. Hence, cuts in the repo rate are meant to lead to cuts in home loan and other lending rates as banks get to borrow money cheaply from the RBI.
Less taxing tax affairs
If your net taxable income doesn’t 5 lakh in current financial year (FY), your income tax liability will be zero. The rebate under section 87A of Income Tax (I-T) Act 1961, which was available since assessment year 2014-15 was raised to 12,500 from existing 2,500. The amount of rebate is 100% of income tax payable on the total taxable income of up to 5 lakh.
However, if your net taxable income exceeds 5 lakh, you’ll be liable to pay tax as per the existing I-T slabs.
Enhanced standard deduction
The government enhanced the standard deduction limit for the salaried tax payers to 50,000. A standard-deduction reduces your taxable income thereby reducing your tax liability. Standard deduction was re-introduced in Budget 2018 and the limit was set at 40,000 and was applicable in lieu of transport allowance and medical reimbursements that totaled up to 34,200 in a year.
Capital gains from selling property
Investing long-term capital gains (LTCG) not exceeding 2 crore accrued from sale of a house in two houses won’t attract any income tax. Earlier, in order to save LTCG tax on the gains made from selling a house, one had to reinvest the profit in a single property or other specified instruments.
Tax free NPS
In Union Budget 2019, the government had raised income tax exemption limit for lumpsum withdrawal on maturity from National Pension Scheme (NPS) to 60%, from 40% earlier, effectively making withdrawal from the pension scheme 100% tax-free.
PAN Aadhaar linking
Come January, all PAN cards which are not linked to Aadhaar will become invalid. The Income Tax department had made it mandatory to link the two documents with each other and the deadline for the same was extended from 30 September to 31 December.

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This December is set to be Delhi’s 2nd coldest in over 100 years Met officials said the mean maximum temperature (MMT) — the average of each day’s maximum — so far this month is 19.5 degrees Celsius. The month is on course to end with an MMT of around 19 degrees C. If that happens, it would be the second lowest..

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(This story originally appeared in  on Dec 27, 2019)
NEW DELHI: Where were you when Delhi froze for two weeks in December 2019? This could well be the subject of casual talk in the years to come because the current intense “cold day” spell, now on for 11 bone-chilling days, is set to make this December the second coldest the capital has seen in more than 100 years (in terms of day temperatures).

Met officials said the mean maximum temperature (MMT) — the average of each day’s maximum — so far this month is 19.5 degrees Celsius. The month is on course to end with an MMT of around 19 degrees C. If that happens, it would be the second lowest MMT recorded in December since 1901, after 17.3 degrees C recorded in 1997.The bad news is, the icy cold day conditions are likely to continue for at least two-three days. There’s further bad news for the brave Delhiites planning an outdoor New Year party. “Light rain is possible on New Year eve as a western disturbance will hit the region. It is likely to bring wet weather—rain and hail in the plains, and snow in the hills — till January 3,” said Kuldeep Srivastava, head of IMD’s national weather forecasting centre.

Meanwhile, night temperatures too are plummeting across north India. The mercury fell below zero to -3 degrees C in Fatehpur, Rajasthan, and to 0 degrees in Sikar.
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Orange alert in Delhi, neighbouring areas
The Met department on Thursday issued an orange alert for cold day/severe cold day conditions and dense night and morning fog in Delhi, Punjab, Haryana and west UP till December 29.On the 11th day of the cold spell, the capital (Safdarjung) recorded a maximum temperature of 13.4 degrees Celsius, seven notches below normal, on Thursday. Palam was even colder at 11.8 degrees and Delhi University recorded 12.6.
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This month is on course to register a mean maximum temperature of below 20 degrees C, which has happened on only three Decembers in the past 118 years since 1901, met officials said. “The city has already recorded the longest and the most extreme cold day spell in December since 1997, which had witnessed 17 cold days in a row,” said a met official. A severe cold day is registered when the maximum temperature is at least 6.4 degrees Celsius below normal. A cold day warning is issued when the day temperature is at least 4.4°C below normal.

Delhiites also woke up to thick fog looming over the city with visibility of about 700 meters at 8.30am. Flight operations at IGI were partially affected as 20 flights were delayed on Thursday.

The severe cold day conditions are likely to abate only around December 30, due to an approaching western disturbance and easterly winds. “This could bring light rain over Delhi-NCR on December 31 night and on January 1,” a Met official said.  ..