Don't order cakes over phone...

 On wife's birthday, a man ordered a cake over phone.

Salesman: What message to put on the cake?

Man: Write "Getting older but You are getting better."

Salesman: How you want that to be written?

Man: Well.. put *"You are getting older"* at the top and *"but You are getting better"* at the bottom.

When the cake was opened all guests died laughing at the message ...

It read: *"You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!"*..

Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone...