This is for all of us 10 years
down the line??
1). Kidnappers are not very
interested in you.
2). In a hostage situation you are likely to be
released first.
3). No one expects you to run anywhere.
4). People call at 9 PM & ask, "Did I wake
you?"
5). People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6). There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7). Things you buy now won't wear out.
8). You can eat dinner at 7 pm.
9). You can live without sex, but not your glasses.
10). You get into heated arguments about pension
plans.
11). You no longer think of speed limits as a
challenge.
12). You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no
matter who walks into the room.
13). You sing along with the elevator music.
14). Your eyes won't get much worse.
15). Your investment in health insurance is finally
beginning to pay off.
16). Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
than the national weather service.
17). Your secrets are safe with your friends,
because they can't remember them either.
18). Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
manageable size.
19). You can't remember who sent you this list.
20). And you notice these are all in 'Big Print'
for your convenience.
And most importantly, never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill & a laxative on the same night!
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