*1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:*
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
*2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop:*
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
*3) Kovac's Conundrum:*
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
*4) Cannon's Karmic Law:*
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
*5) O'brien's Variation Law:*
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
*6) BELL'S THEOREM:*
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
*7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:*
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
*8) WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:*
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
*9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:*
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
*10) BREDA'S RULE:*
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
*11) OWEN'S LAW:*
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold...!!!
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