Frank the farmer had
a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when
he was out in the field ploughing.
One day while in the field, Frank's wife brought
him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream
of nagging and complaining.
Suddenly, Frank's old mule kicked up his back
legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.
At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the
women offered their sympathy, Frank would nod his
head up and down.
But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him,
he would shake his head from side to side.
After the mourners left, the Priest approached
Frank and asked, "Why did you nod your head up and down to all the women
and shook from side to side to all the men?"
Well, Frank replied, "The women all said how
nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up
and down.
And all the men asked, "
Is that mule up for sale
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