EXPERIENCE PAYS WHEN YOU ARE TO DEAL WITH SERIOUS SITUATIONS:-ON HILARIOUS NOTE ONLY

A plane made an emergency landing on water.

The stewardess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats,

but the passengers refused.

The stewardess then asked the captain to help.

*The captain* being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her -

#. “You tell the *Americans* this is an *ADVENTURE* .

#. Tell the *British* this is an *HONOUR* .

#. Tell the *French* this is a *ROMANTIC* activity,

and

#. tell the *Germans* this is the *LAW* .

#. Tell the *Japanese* this is an *ORDER* , and

everyone will be sorted out.”

#. Can i convince the *Pakistanis* ???

Yes dear, just whisper, " *This is a suicide mission* ."

“And

#. what about the Singaporeans?”, she persisted.

The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained - 

“You need not tell the *SIngaporeans* anything, my dear. Once they see a *QUEUE* , they will join it without questions.”

stewardess remembered the flight had some passengers from

#. *India*. “What about them”, she asked.

The captain laughed.

“Easy.

Just tell the Indians this activity is *FREE* .”😊