Project
Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Procurement manager is
a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Operations Head is one
who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.
Marketing Manager is a
person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman
are
available.
Financial Budget Team
thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero
resources.
Planning Team thinks
they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the
person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
HR
Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if
given 9 Months.
Customer
is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!!
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