``After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
Obstetrician. ‘Doctor,’ the man said, ‘I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a
little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine!!’
‘Nonsense,’ the doctor said. ‘Even though you and your wife both
have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the
gene pool.’
‘It isn’t possible,’ the man insisted. ‘This can’t be, our
families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.’
‘Well,’ said the doctor, ‘let me
ask you this. How often do you have sex??? ‘
The man seemed a bit ashamed.
‘I’ve been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice
every few months.’
‘Well, there you have it!’ The
doctor said confidently.
‘It’s rust.’ ``` 
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