1) Politicians Divide us, Terrorists Unite us.
2) Every1's in hurry, but no one makes it in time
3) Priyanka Chopra earned more
money playing Mary Kom, than the Mary Kom earned in her entire career.
4) Its dangerous to talk to
strangers, but it's perfectly ok to marry one
5) Most people who fight over
Gita and Quran, have probably never read any of them
6) We rather spend more on our
daughter's wedding than on her education
7)The shoes we wear are sold in
airconditioned showrooms, the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath..
8) Most of the guys who are ignored by Girls in young
life, are actually the nicest and better husband material.
9) We live in a country where
seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe
10) In IAS exam, a person writes
a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil. Impresses
everyone and cracks the exam.One year later same person demands a dowry of 1
crore, because he is an IAS officer.
11) Indians are very shy and
still are 121 Crore.
12) Indians are obsessed with
screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof
Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes.
13) Indian Society teaches
'Not to Get Raped', rather 'Don't Rape' !
14) Reserved people get more
benefit than deserve people...!
15) The worst movies earn the
most
16) It is shallow to ask for
dowry but prospective bridegrooms should make six or seven figured salaries ,
preferably settled in U.S.
17) A porn-star is accepted in
society as a celebrity, but a rape victim is not even accepted as a normal
human being.
Best ever lines:
Try to understand people before
trusting them ... Because we are living in such a world, where artificial lemon
flavor is used for "WELCOME DRINK" and real lemon is used in
"FINGER BOWL"...!!
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