Dear Ruby,
Sub: Offer of Love!
I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since the 12th of January, with reference to the meeting held between us on the 11th of January,2016 at 15:00hrs at Pizza Hut Karol Bagh.
I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending upon compatibility, it would be made permanent.
Upon completion of the probation, there will be a continuous on-the-job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses Incurred for coffee and entertainment would be initially shared equally between us.
Later, based on our progress, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However, I am broad-minded enough to take care of your expense account.
Request you to kindly respond within 7 days of receiving this letter, Failing which, this offer would be deemed cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister or friend, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best.
Thanking you In anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
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