SHOWER THOUGHTS

* If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not

* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks i like throwing it?

* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

* When cartoon characters watch cartoons on their TVs, I wonder if they see it as cartoons or reality TV

* What is silent in the word "Scent" the S or the C?

* If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

* Do bald people use shampoo or soap?

* Why is W called double U, shouldn't it be called double V?

* If you are a security guard at Samsung, does that make you guardian of the galaxies?

* What if oxygen is slowing killing you? It just takes 75-100 years to fully work

* If you clean your vacuum cleaner you're making your vacuum cleaner and you're a vacuum cleaner

* If a blind person is dreaming can they see it?

* What if your entire life is just your life flashing before your eyes and you're already dead

* If a man with ginger hair works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?

* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

- The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

- Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

- 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

- Asking someone's name is just asking what noise you should make to attract their attention.

- Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

- The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

- If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

- How many miles has my thumb scrolled?

- Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

- If you rip a hole in a net, there's actually fewer holes in it than there was before.

- The worst part of being a giraffe is having a lot of time to reflect on your mistakes while sinking in quicksand.

- If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".