One liners about India that are completely true :
1. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at
matrimonial page of our newspaper.
2. India is running the software
of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday.
3. If the mobile gets spoiled
blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile.
4. If someone is asking for dirty
cloth to clean something, then you are in India.
5. The only country where people
fight to be termed 'backward'.
6. In India, you don't cast your
vote, you vote your caste.
7. An incredible country where
actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are
watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors.
8. Sarcasm is like electricity,
half of India doesn't get it.
9. And the ultimate one:
The country where liking a
Facebook post and sending messages on Whats App gets you arrested, while raping
does not...
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