A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all
answers were seemingly correct !
Read his answers and have a blast.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans. - In his Last Battle..
Q.2 - Where was the Declaration
of Independence Signed?
Ans. - At the Bottom of the
Page..
Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for
Divorce ?..
Ans. - Marriage..
Q.4 - Ganga Flows in which State
?..
Ans. - Liquid State..
Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi
Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..
Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8
Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans - By Preparing Mango
Shake..!!
Q.7 - India Me saal bhar Sabse
Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???
Awesome Reply By Student :-
"Daaru K Glass Me..."
Q. 8 - Why Hindu Law does not
permit Second Marriage...???
Answer :
Indian Constitution - Article 20(2)-says, "No man can be punished twice
for same offence"
Laugh..but loudly..and not alone..never.
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