Two priests decided to go to Goa on vacation. They were
determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would
identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought
some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach
chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a bikini
came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she
smiled and said
'Good Morning, Father ~ Good
Morning, Father,'
nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in
the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back
to the store
and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear
them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire,
they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a little while, the same
gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different colored bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward
them.
Again she nodded at each of them,
said
'Good morning, Father Good morning, Father,'
and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand
it any longer and said,
'Just a minute, young lady.'
"Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it,
but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we
are?'
She replied,
"Father, it's me, Sister Phillomena" !!!
Everyone needs a break in life
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