Funny Acronyms

Whenever you take the first letters of a phrase or title, you are bound to occasionally come up with some funny acronyms. Also, some acronyms stand for an amusing title or phrase. About Cars

·         BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer

·         CHEVY - Can Hear Every Valve Yell, Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet

·         DODGE - Drains Or Drops Grease Everywhere, Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 

·         FORD - Fix or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Fatally Obese Redneck Driver

·         HOLDEN - Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now

·         HONDA - Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

·         JEEP - Just Expect Every Problem

·         MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along,  My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

·         TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

·         VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

More Silly Acronyms

The next set of funny acronyms are alphabetized and cover many topics: 

·         ADD - Americans For Donald Duck

·         BADD - Bikers Against Dumb Drivers

·         BITE - Beer In The Evening

·         CAPER - Conspiracy Against Professors Evading Reality

·         DUH - Don't Understand, Huh?

The next group of acronyms is intriguing.  They are all countries:

·         CHINA - Come Home I Need Affection

·         ENGLAND - Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days

·         FRANCE - Friendships Remain And Never Can End

·         HOLLAND - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

·         INDIA - Indians Never Delay In Anything

·         ITALY - I Trust And Love You

·         NEPAL - Never Ever Part As Lovers

Additional Acronym Fun

For a final twist, here are some acronyms for the word “ACRONYM”: 

·         Alphabetical Code for Remembering Odd Names You Make up

·         A Coded Rendition Of Names Yielding Meaning

·         A Contrived Reduction Of Nouns, Yielding Mnemonics

·         Another Cryptic Rendition Of Nomenclature You Memorize

OK, some of those were not really funny, just interesting. If you want to try it yourself, just pick a word and make up a word for each letter. 

Funny Abbreviations

Just for fun, here are some funny abbreviations that were found on hospital notes. Most of them do not make a word; but, they are funny nonetheless. 

·         ABITHAD - Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor

·         FFFF - Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent 

·         FF or FFY - Frequent Flyer - A patient who returns to a medical provider for everything

·         GOMER - Get Out of My Emergency Room

·         SALT - Same As Last Time

·         TEETH - Tried Everything Else; Try Homeopathy

·         TEON - Two Eyes One Nose 

·         TMB - Too Many Birthdays

·         TTGA - Told To Go Away

Acronyms and abbreviations are a great way to have fun communication. They can be used in many ways including emails, as well as written and verbal communication.