A
confused Girl asks her Father,
"Dad, there is something that my BoyFriend
said to me today, that I didn't understand.
He said that I have a beautiful *Chassis*, lovely *Headlamps* soft looking
*Airbags* and a fantastic *Bumper*!"
Dad quickly answered and said,
''Listen carefully girl, and go tell your fucken
*Weed Smoking Stupid Boyfriend* that if he dares opens your *Bonnet* and tries
to check your *Oil* with his *Dip-Stick*, I will violently pull down his
*CrankShaft* and tighten his *Nuts* so hard with a bobjaan until his
*Ball-Bearings* pops out of their sockets and he will start leaking *Oil* and
other fluids out of his rear *Exhaust Pipe*!!!
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