Naughty jokes!

 

What is The Perfect Example of Both Good & Bad Luck? 

The Naughty Wind Blows The Girl's Skirt High (Good Luck) But at The Same Time Dust Falls into the Boy's Eyes (Bad Luck)

Height of Disappointment: 

Husband Enter in a Medical Store to Buy Condoms on Weekend & Receives SMS from Wife: Bring Whisper While Coming Home.

Men are Like Babies. If You Want to Shut Them Up, Stick a Boob in their Mouth.

For Those who can't Afford Porn, it's Better to put Women's Tennis on TV, Close your Eyes & only Hear it.

Most Interesting Line Written on the Front of T-Shirt of a Girl, Excuse Me, My Face Is Above.

Little Girl Climbed a Tree. Santa Saw, Called Her Down & Gave Her Rs.100 to Buy a Panty. Girl told Mom. Her Greedy Mom Climbed Next Day. Santa Called Her Down & Gave Rs.5 to Buy a Razor.

Madam: Give 3 Advantages of Banana. 

Boys: 1. Rich Calcium. 2. Reduces Cholesterol. 3. No Risk of Cancer. 

Girls: 1. No Risk of Pregnancy. 2. No HIV. 3. No Need of Partner.

Vicky Donor Special! 

Teacher: Why Sperm Donation is More Expensive Than Blood Donation? 

Sardar: Very Simple Madam Hand Made Things are Always Costly.

Santa was Rejected at MBA Job Interview When He was Asked to Give an Example of Team Work. Santa Replied ''Gang Rape".

Boss: What is the Difference Between a Key & a Panty? 

Secretary (shying): 

Key : Insert & Open

Panty : Open & Insert.

Recession Signboard on the Door of a Prostitute. 

Summer Offer: Use Both Sides at Same Price or Any One Side Twice.

During Sex, GF Started Screaming, Throwing Hands & Crying. 

Boy: What are you Doing? We Aren't Doing it 1st Time. 

GF: You Just Continue, I am Practising for My Wedding Night. 

What is Contraceptive Pill? 

It is the 2nd Best Things That A Woman Can Keep in Her Mouth to Avoid Pregnancy. 

Newly Wedded Couple After Sex. 

Husband: I'll be Frank, You are not the First Girl. 

Wife: I'll also be Frank, You Still Have to Learn a Lot.

Prostitution is the Only Industry Where Fresh Employees are Paid More than the Experienced Ones.

I was really angry when I lost quiz by 1 point. Last question was, "Where do women mostly have curly hair"? I was sure that i was correct, but stupid judges said"Africa"