Pedru went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
Pedru standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
On romantic date Pedru's girl friend asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
Pedru found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
what ever u order first will come first.
Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Pedru.
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
What does Pedru do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Pedru & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Pedru : Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Pedru : Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
What happens when Pedrus wife delivers twins????
He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...
Manager asked Pedru at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more letters in it?
Pedru : P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Pedru asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Pedru : In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Pedru writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Pedru: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Pedru : My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know your current bill status
Pedru: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Pedru: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Pedru: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Pedru : Color of Orange is ORANGE, but color of Apple is not APPLE
Don't laugh alone. Happy World Laughter day.
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