*When Putin was late for school, the teacher punished the whole class for being early*
*When Putin's phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie.*
*Doctor: "You have* *Cancer".*
*Putin: "Tell it, it has two weeks to live".*
*When Putin looks in the mirror, there's no reflection because there is only 1 Putin.*
*When Putin was born, he named his parents.*
*Putin Arriving at Foreign Country's Airport:*
*Customs Officer: "Occupation?"*
*Putin: "No, just visiting."*
*Putin calls 911 to ask what is their emergency.*
*This guy never flushes the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.*
*When Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying.*
*When Putin didn't go to school, the school declared it a Holiday.*
*Stop calling him Russian James Bond. James Bond is British Vladimir Putin.*
*When Putin creates an account, the terms and conditions agree with him.*
*When Putin coughs, Covid wears a mask.*🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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