PEOPLE WHO SPEAK HINDI WILL REALLY ENJOY THIS HILARIOUS MEMO ISSUED BY H.R.DEPARTMENT OF A USA COMPANY FOR ITS INDIAN STAFF THERE.

 
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Company's Memo to its Indian Staff

This is a REAL MEMO from a HR Director in Redmond, WA to its staff of Indian Origin. Every word here is kept intact without alteration.

Memo To Indians..... 

To All Hindi-Speaking Staff, 

It has been brought to Our Attention by several Officials visiting Our Corporate Headquarters that Offensive Language is commonly used by Our Hindi-Speaking Staff. Such Behavior, in addition to Violating Our Policy is Highly Unprofessional & Offensive to both Visitors & Colleagues.

Staff will immediately adhere to the Following Rules. 

1. Words like *Chutiya, Gandu* & other such Expressions will not be used for Emphasis, no matter how Heated the Discussion is. You will not say *Chutiye, Akkal Nahi Hai Kya Tere Ko* when Someone makes A Mistake, or *Maderchod, Bhenchod* when A Major Mistake has been made. All Forms Derived from the Verb *Chod* are Inappropriate in Our Environment.

2. No Project Manager, Section Head or Administrator, under Any Circumstances, will be Referred To as *Gadha* or *Chutiya*. Lack of Determination will not be Referred to as *Kamchor Saala* & neither will Persons who Lack Initiative be referred to as *Bhosdika* or *Madarchod*.

3. Unusual or Creative Ideas from Your Superiors are not to be Referred to as *Gand Faadu*, if A Person is Persistent, or if A Task is Heavy to Accomplish. In a similar way, do not use *Gand Fati*, if A Colleague is going through A Difficult Situation.

4. Further more, You must not say *Bhosde Mei Gaya* when Matters become Complicated. When Asking Someone to leave You alone, You must not say *Dimag Ki Maa Behen Mat Kar*. Do not ever Substitute *May I Help You?* with *Bol Teri Gand Kaise Maru*.

5. When things get Tough, An Acceptable Expression such as *We Are Going Through A Difficult Time* should be used, rather than *Maa Chudi Padi Hai* or *Goti Muh Mei Hai*.

6. No Salary Increase shall be ever referred to as *Khairat Baati Jaa Rahi Hai Kya*. Under No Circumstances should You call Our Elderly Corporate Partners as *Buddha Khoosat*.

7. Last, but not least. After reading this Memo, please do not say, *Ye Kagaj Gand Ponchne Ke Layak Bhi Nahi Hai*. 

We hope you will keep these directions in mind.

Sincerely,

Steve Rider. 

H R Department.