😀😀
Regular naps
prevent old age,
especially
if you take them
while driving. 😀😀
Having one child
makes you a parent;
having two
you are a referee.
😀😀
Marriage is a
relationship
in which
one person
is always right
and
the other is
the husband!
😀😀
I believe
we should all
pay our tax
with a smile.
I tried - but they
wanted cash.
😀😀
A child's greatest
period of growth
is the month after
you've purchased
new school uniforms.
😀😀
Don't feel bad.
A lot of people
have no talent.
😀😀
Don't marry
the person you
want to live with,
marry the one you
cannot live without,
but whatever you do,
you'll regret it later.
😀😀
You can't buy love,
but you pay heavily for it.
😀😀
Bad politicians are
elected by
good citizens
who do not vote.
😀😀
Laziness is nothing
more than the habit
of resting
before you get tired.
😀😀
Marriage is
give and take.
You'd better
give it to her
or she'll
take it anyway.
😀😀
My wife and I
always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and
she agrees with me.
😀😀
A successful marriage
requires falling
in love many times,
always
with the same person.
😀😀
It doesn't matter
how often
a married man
changes his job,
he still ends up
with
the same boss.
😀😀
Real friends are
the ones who survive
transitions between
address books.
😀😀
Saving is
the best thing.
Especially when
your parents have
done it for you.
😀😀
Wise men talk
because they have
something to say;
fools talk because
they have
to say something.
😀😀
Man: Is there any
way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No,but then the
thought of long life
will never come!
😀😀
Why do couples
hold hands during
their wedding?
It's a formality
just like two boxers
shaking hands before
the fight begins!
😀😀
It's funny when
people discuss
Love Marriage
vs Arranged.
It's like
asking someone,
if suicide is better
or being murdered.
😀😀
There is only one
perfect child in the world
and every mother has it.
😀😀
There is only one
perfect wife in the world
and every neighbor has it!
Cheers !!!
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