*When
a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.*
_~By Lee Majors
*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of
a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.*
_~By Al Gore
_~By Al Gore
*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
_~By Socrates
_~By Socrates
*Woman inspires us to great
things and prevents us from achieving them.*
_~By Mike Tyson
*The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?*
_~By George Clooney
_~By George Clooney
*I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.*
_~By Bill Clinton
_~By Bill Clinton
*"Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on
Fridays."
_~By George W. Bush
_~By George W. Bush
*"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married
for two years."*
_~By Rudy Giuliani
_~By Rudy Giuliani
*"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first
one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!*
_~By Donald Trump
_~By Donald Trump
*Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming*
*1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,*
*2. Whenever you're right, shut up.*
_~By Shaquille O’Neal
*1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,*
*2. Whenever you're right, shut up.*
_~By Shaquille O’Neal
*The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once.*
_~By Kobe Bryant
_~By Kobe Bryant
*You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.*
_~By David Hasselhoff
_~By David Hasselhoff
*My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
_~By Alec Baldwin
_~By Alec Baldwin
*A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
_~By Barack Obama
_~By Barack Obama
*Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
enemy.
_~By Tommy Lee
_~By Tommy Lee
*A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
thing: "You can have mine."
_~By Brad Pitt
_~By Brad Pitt
*First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"*
*Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."*
_~ By Jimmy Kimmel
*Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."*
_~ By Jimmy Kimmel
*“First there is the promise ring, then the engagement
ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!*
_~By Jay Leno
_~By Jay Leno
*"The reason why wives live longer is because
they don't have a Wife"
_~By Brandon Breezy
_~By Brandon Breezy
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