WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HUSBAND AND WIFE FIGHT (BOTH BEING STUDENTS OF ENGLISH LITERATURE)

Instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force... they write poems to each other. .....

WIFE: 

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.. 

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. 

Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND: 

God saw me hungry, he created pizza. 

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. 

He saw me in the dark, he created light. 

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE: 

Twinkle twinkle little star 

You should know what you are 

And once you know what you are 

Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND: 

The rain makes all things beautiful. 

The grass and flowers too. 

If rain makes all things beautiful 

Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE: 

Roses are red; Violets are blue 

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. 

Husband :

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too 

Not in cage but laughing at you!!