Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common
Sense, who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red
tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of
the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple,
Sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable
strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate
rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a
teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when
parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to
do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when
schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an
aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became
pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to
live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment
than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when
you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar
could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the
will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was
hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge
settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in
death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5
stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral
because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass
this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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